If you’re wondering, “Why are you writing about La La Land now, it’s been out forever?” then you clearly don’t understand how I watch things. Or how I refuse to watch things that are popular because of hype. I’ll admit to a vast hipster tendency of hating anything “cool” because I’m a jackass. But here’s… Continue reading I Hate Movies: Why La La Land is Actually Pretty Sweet
OKAY. I’m only a little super hype about the fact that a short story from The New Yorker has swept through the internet and was actually noticed in the Memetic Hellscape that is 2017. It’s impressive. We should all pat ourselves on the back for reading more than 140-280 characters. Huzzah. And if you… Continue reading “Cat Person”: Let’s Talk About Bad Sex, Baby
The other day as I was on lunch at work, I scrolled through all of my friends’ Snap Stories and went through the mostly useless burning garbage fire that is the featured stories from publications like Buzzfeed, Brother, Daily Mail, Refinery 29, and Cosmopolitan. Cosmo’s big story was this wonderful little article about the “Situationship”… Continue reading Why Cosmo Hates the Situationship and is Full of Shit as Usual
You may have seen this post make its way through Facebook or some other corner of the Internet. “Oh, how ridiculous!” You may exclaim. Or not. That’s your choice. I’m not going to condemn the choice of a woman to want to become the ultimate housewife. If that’s your bag and you do it well,… Continue reading The Millenials’ Guide to Looking After Your Husband
Y’all know about ghosting. It’s this neat little trick where you talk to someone for a while, a romantic interest or even just a potential one-night-stand, and then you just disappear. Cut all ties. Vamoose. I’m guilty of doing it. I get busy and realize “Eh, I don’t want this.” And I just let that… Continue reading Breadcrumbing: How to Friend Zone Your Friends!